merlin: Tim and Eric - “Prices” Probably the apotheosis of all insane Tim and Eric over-the-top video pieces. Gold. had me gasping for air the other night
claytoncubitt: Momento 2/18/09 Walking to our hotel suite, sometime after midnight, Las Vegas. clayton, you got me. where do i sign up?
obama does not need to sound rosier. dick morris... →
So over rated
this reminds me of the office, when Andy went to anger management class and when he came back, told everyone to call him Drew. ‘Jakob Lodwick stopped blogging; Jake Lodwick just started.’
The first tumblr I ever read is back... →
(via lacey) he was my first too. his narcissism was fun to watch.
I don't understand the point of ottomans.
sarahndipity: Am I missing something? Is that thing even functional? um, well, who else will run the empire?
tellherlies: scttkrkwd: tellherlies: …..do you have another tumblr? im sorry but this is going to bother me :| no other tumblr. whats going to bother you? just that you look really similar to someone else on here! hah nopers. just this one. i dont have enough stuff to post about to have two.
tellherlies: …..do you have another tumblr? im sorry but this is going to bother me :| no other tumblr. whats going to bother you?
Let’s see, abortion is OK. Gay marriage is OK. Smoking pot is OK. Drinking...– Don Surber on the New Puritansim. (via nomosshere) (via thedailyfiona) well i dont think anyone said abortion is ok. no one likes it. but i love seeing a hypocrite busted.
butseriously: paulscheer: My Favorite Parts about the Crank 2 Trailer… They explain the entire plot in 2 lines. Statham Molests a Old Lady for Static Electricity. It has a Montage of Screaming The Rocking Soundtrack. The previously Mentioned old lady saying, “He Treated me like a Hot Little Whore” Club Girls in Bikinis Firing Automatic Weapons The Fact the Trailer is only 1 Minute and...
Civil disobedience, that’s not our problem. Our problem is that people are...– Howard Zinn (via rwatuny) (via myleftsock) (via robot-heart-politics)
Now that those of us who have been making steady, on-time payments on our...– Edward G. Stafford (via nomosshere) (via thedailyfiona) or when those people get kicked out of their homes, you can have increased crime, more poverty, or spend your taxes building low income housing in your back yard. and anyway home owners who are paying on time ARE getting more tax breaks. but...
WE NEED TO DO AN AUSTIN MEET-UP ALREADY
i-know-right: seagull: WHY HASN’T THIS BEEN DONE YET. Well there was that one at SXSW last year that was really for all the NY media people…. that doesn’t count. And I wasn’t there so you know it wasn’t a party. Hurr hurr. ANYWAY LET’S DO THIS. If you are interested, reblog or email me at dorkyturtle at gmail. Be sure to tell me what night of the week you’d prefer. A fancy MSPaint flier...
ROVE: The biggest accelerant in this economic difficulty was the failure of the...– Karl Rove educating leftist “reporter Matt Lauer” (via nomosshere) (via thedailyfiona) 2005? so he’s saying they were on top of it in 2005?! ha.
Of Course I'm Over 18, Sir!
nostrich: I’ve been over 18 for almost 5 years, but whenever a website (such as iPlayer) asks me to confirm my age, I can’t help letting out a wry snigger, and thinking, “heh, suckers”. Like when your fake ID works at a bar. snigger? that goesnt sound right. i think you mean snicker.
GINGER(and ginger-friendly) TUMBLRS WE LOVE
fuckyeahgingers: theduty gnomechomsky carlovely cadmium-red breannajai truthordare and of course, tonytoday check them out and follow as you find fit. dude! nyquil and cigarettes is ginger!
tellherlies: my heart rate is 150 right now. and its not a good idea for me to have caffeine but i’m going to go make a pot of coffee and hope it goes down. it feels like i’m having a panic attack deep slow breathes. i would not drink the caffeine. have you had anything else to eat today?
rickyv: The first episode of “The CollegeHumor Show” is available for free on iTunes. So that’s nice of them. We got our ratings back today and they were terrific, so thanks to everybody who watched. My goal of beating Bromance was accomplished. ricky i was pleasantly surprised at how well you did. good job to all at CH. why isnt anne marie the girl in your dorm room bed in the opening...
i-know-right: I have had a huge craving for cheesy grits today. I don’t even know where to get grits in Austin. Just more southern living residue. well i know the belmont has shrimp and grits. i’m sure they can throw some cheese in it for ya