May 2009
27 posts
Who has two thumbs....
elizablr:
…and a whole lotta game? This gal.
Who was asked for her number by not one, but two preppy boys at the bar last night.
There may have even been mention of sushi…
SCORE!
since you’ve blog how game you are, we expect these dates to be fully documented on tumblr, JA style.
ran into drew
ran into drew barrymore at sidebar, aftr the tv on the radio show. i had my camera and she asked me not to take her picture.
she is super short and smokes. and was very cute.
“Imagine, for example, that burglars move into a neighborhood. If the police were...”
– Death From Above, Outrage Down Below - NYTimes.com (via sexartandpolitics)
I can see the point, but yes, i think the neighborhood should get together and keep the burglers out, or at least tell the cops where to target their attcks.
thats just me.
Jackalope Extends Bike Month
onemorefortheroad:
pedalbug:
In the month of June, if you ride your bike to the Jackalope and mention to your bartender that you did (they will take your word for it), your Lonestars are only a buck for all of June. My buddy owns the place and wanted to keep bike month going so he’s giving the cyclists around town an extra reason to keep on riding. My friend, who has been a local cyclist here...
i'm on the verge of having a panic attack and...
tellherlies:
i just want out so bad
i want to get rid of everything that reminds me of a point in my life where i was happy i havent felt happy in years. how sad. how pathetic.
sending me to therapy doesnt change anything it doesnt fix that i have parents who care but dont know how to help. i dont even know how to help
i have nothing left for me here. absolutely nothing and no one and i hate...
“Joe wants to bang you out.”
– A text I got from a good friend last night. Joe is this guy who just joined our softball team.
Nice guy. I think we’ll be great friends. But “banging out?” Probably not.
I think I’m over the casual hookups and random flings. I’ve been there and done that and now I have higher expectations for...
A liberal sense of humor
complicatedshoes:
sds:
…lots of left-wing bloggers are cheering [Wanda] Sykes on, and the president of the United States was visibly amused by her joke. So the question is this: Why do liberals find this joke funny when they should find it embarrassing?
The answer, it seems clear, is that this is an example of shock humor: a genre that relies on the frisson of violating taboos. By our count,...
Ahhh...Republicans. Gotta...love? them
Friend's Husband (in regards to a quote I had just recited): Wow, I'm impressed you knew all of that.
Me: My memory is ridiculous. I memorize things that...like...Well, let's just say I know the entire Declaration of Independence by heart, and I don't know why or when I memorized it.
FH: Well, that doesn't mean anything anymore.
Me: Heh?
FH: The Declaration of Independence. Doesn't mean shit now. It's all gone out the window. The whole preamble, you know? "We the People.."
Me: That's the Constitution.
FH: Yeah, well, whatever.
yeah, its all the same, right?
I still need one more roommate
loosegoose:
Please re-blog =]
1br $700 in a 3br renovated apartment
Bed-stuy Brooklyn. 3 Blocks off the Myrtle-Broadway stop on the JMZ. Right next to 24 hour bodegas, 24/7 organic supermarket, another aweesome supermarket, and laundromat 1/2 block away.
The room is a good size with 2 huge windows facing the backyard and a closet. The apartment it self is fully renovated with a furnished...
“It’s the commander-in-chief’s first persecution of a service member critical to...”
– Andrew Sullivan, Obama Fires a Military Linguist
I do not understand this. I just don’t. One of my few hopes for the Obama presidency was that this policy would end. Where is my Hope and Change?
(via jeffmiller)
“Don’t ask, don’t tell” is a ridiculous policy. If someone is brave enough to...
So I have a big problem.
frangry:
At this place where I get my nails done, there’s this one chick that is terrible. I mean fucking terrible. She files the fuck out of my nails and makes them look retarded, like I have Megan Fox thumbs or something . Anyway, I keep getting stuck with this bitch, and I just feel really bad saying I don’t want her. How can I say no without looking like a pretentious beatch? Why am I even...
Who am I. A response.
elizablr:
My family, for many years, owned a ranch back home. 1,000+ acres with a creek that made a “Y” right in the middle. Prime exploring land.
When we were children, my brothers and I would spend Saturdays on “Papa’s Place” with my father and grandfather. They’d slap some hunter’s orange on us and tell us to be sure to make lots of noise if we got near the border fences so the neighbors...
