1. Put the bar in the middle of the dance floor.
2. For centerpieces, scrap the flowers. Replace with airplane bottles of liquor.
3. Attach a bounty to the garter to encourage the guys to actually go for it.
4. Move the food budget over to the bar budget. You want food? Here’s the number for the closest Domino’s.
Im all about the boozing! Why have food? It just gets in the way of the drinking. I hope I get invited. I’m awesome at weddings.
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boozing! Why have food? It just gets...drinking. I hope I get invited. I’m awesome at...
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